See it sounds minor Sounds like a This is sound like a major That's bothering me. Are you feeling JT? Are you feeling your pressure since we have a professional? No JT when he texted me on after he listened to one of me he's like it does sound minor So I have to have JT on and have him well I think I don't know what they're just holes Like on a You have you have frets and you can do a half step and make it minor but that doesn't seem like it should like if it sounds like it should be major right? It must be your breath then Okay, that sounded major you you got you got to get your breath right get your breath right I got a brush before I need to brush before I play that's the simple fact of the matter We have a guy who listens to this podcast who is a recorder a fish and auto What is so a new place of flute is a floutist right? So it's a record recordist record is just sounds like you're sounds like you don't know the name for a person A producer like it's a guy in the booth with the microphones and stuff he's a recordist He'd be a whistlist I saw a video of a guy playing a one note flute A one note flute? Yeah, it actually wasn't it was kind of cool because he would sing he would blow and sing at the same time and it was zoos kind of cool I don't one note I mean I guess I could pull it up no please don't Yeah, we had a we got an email from a person who is who was very encouraging of your recorder playing Well, what was he encouraging though was he encouraging me to stop? No, no, get better or he seemed to be He seemed to be encouraging you to continue to pursue the recorder as a viable instrument And he he testified that he has many recorders including like a soprano you know the amazing one The bass pick me flute yeah, that was gonna tell you guys the bass I looked this up because there was a bass recorder It looks like a giant piece of PVC But I don't they played the Mandalorian theme on it All right, I'm gonna skip ahead to where he's playing one note Here we go Yeah So he's he's going he's going Well, the flute's making that note and then all the other notes are him Right, so everything except for that one note is him doing that with his record Yeah, I was wondering but then you know bottom experiment he didn't need a note he didn't need a flute he just did the whole thing Yeah, it's just it is recorderist by the way That is the I mean it's funny that they would even call it a flute if it's just one note right it's a it's a bottle basically It's just like a little bit bigoted right now John Well, one note is not a flute it's a says who it's a whistle it's a well Here's why I think John's going stringy beer bottle any any tube could be called a flute at that nice I see just like I'm saying wind chimes could be flutes Win the chest tube Yeah Anything you blow into no even a wind chime is more than one note generally Well, I mean like if the wind blows across the wind shimes at the right they'd be like a secondary I've never heard that I was just I was guessing I've never actually heard that happen But I was assuming it could and when it did it would be a flute Oh, I was also gonna warn you guys. I don't know if I've written anything down. It's gonna be more freeform for me Then I don't have any prepared discussion goodness Oh my goodness That's rare Yeah, usually have something but You have a thing Luke wait. I do a Wait, we already talked about that never mind The last thing I've written now is do ugly people and movies know their ugly and yeah, I remember talking about that Anybody know their ugly I Know I'm not attractive. I know I look on TV and I see the men on there and I'm like I'm not that Hmm, but I don't know if I could consider myself What's the difference between average and ugly like like how do you know when you've gone from From oh here's a thing if you're trying to do P.I. Work and people are calling the cops on you You know you were at least you at least have gone into the realm of suspicion I see I We don't necessarily have to be ugly to be suspicious look. Yeah, I think I think some of that's behavior I think if you looked good though nobody would care about him, man You don't think people are suspicious of handsome people look at that guy with binoculars. He looks like Brad Pitt That's a nice looking dude. That's a key detail that you were leaving out there The binoculars Yeah, look at the video camera People tend to think of themselves maybe I'm wrong, but I think people come to think of themselves as fairly average Like everybody sort of thinks of themselves as average there may be some people who go I am exceptionally good looking But they don't do do good looking people or they like man that I really look good Or they just think other people look at me as I do not know I've never been a really good looking person so I don't know how they think I can say there are times in my life When I've had the proper attire I have been I have been dressed by someone professionally and they say I hear put this on and I put it on I'm like okay, I'm looking pretty good right now. I got it with good so Okay, but those clothes went away and they're a Love average you would say that you looked above average. Yeah, I mean, but to Really be you'd have to be naked to really go to to to remove all Do you see that seems like a different that seems like a different thing all together Right because there's different There's there's a Closed and then if you take the clothes out of the equation completely well, that's a different That's a different scale Bracket yeah, that's a different skill set required You're saying attractive with no club without assistance of wardrobe You're saying there's people who walk among us and Join the benefits and the privileges of an attractive person and yet Were they ask if they were asked to remove their shirt or or go to the swimming pool? They would lose all that oh I think there's I think that's most people I think most people like the more The fewer clothes they wear the less attractive they become I think I think if you launched the glasses you could be the oh JK so you think you could be JK Simmons yeah, I Don't have his delivery or diction. Yeah, he's good. He's quite a good actor Plus my eyes. I've recently discovered my eyes are kind of squinty. I didn't know that I didn't realize that I got small eyes gentlemen Luke you can see his color the color of his eyes there. That's great Yeah, I don't know that was that's just a theory that I That I started working on a couple of minutes ago after you started Most attractive people are only attractive clothed fully cloth. Does it work in the opposite direction like if you start putting on beanies and And scarce or do you guys call them mufflers you guys get nobody calls them mufflers you just made that up That's a I think it's a bridge. No, they're called mufflers. What Yeah, why say beanies but in Canada they say tukes right a tuk is uh is Another viable With jidim in term, but let's say you know Um, who's our guy now? Who's the guy? But like Brad Pitt's not the guy anymore. It's not Timothy. Shallamy is it Pretty no. Yeah, he's a guy that was in twisters. He's not the picture of masculinity Newt Westeros No, not the first Bill Polen is that was so funny because he has he ever been he's always been kind of the goofy He's the guy now he replaced George Clooney The guy Uh, I'm most attractive because I got a that's how you know Um, probably that guy who was in my mic Buzzfeed's hottest men of 2025 are Austin Butler I don't I'm not gonna know any of these people. I think this was the guy. Did you ever watch any the dude movies? Are you a dude guy? Mm-hmm I think he was the new like the second dude bad guy Our patreon Pascal is in there, but he's like he's faking Yeah Jonathan Bailey no idea Hmm What about the guy from uh this is a carrying grant. Is he still in there? It says the torn this is the 25 hottest guys of 2025 so I guess Mm-hmm guy who plays Valentino is he in there? Danny to beat him about a Charlie Chaplin Uh Dorian Gray Robert Redford The guy who played Superman I know that guy do you see the new Superman movie? He's in the he's number five Is that the Henry's old and no no the newest the newest Superman movie. You'll see that. Oh I can't keep up with bad bunny is on the list I just can't keep up With all of Beard's by the way all these guys all these pictures jack black Jack black is definitely one of the you guys Both have beard you're you're both bearded gentleman Michael B Jordan that makes sense. Mm-hmm He's a good looking dude. Do you see how we build have we don't have like the guy right? Oh Oscar Isaac We can't compete with Michael B Jordan. Yeah Well, okay, so he wasn't that he got a academy award. So I guess he'd be he's definitely a list. Mm-hmm. Okay I have no Michael B Jordan. So if Michael B Jordan Where's a turtle neck and then like one of those ear flap? What's the ones with the hat? But with the ear flaps come down Hunting thing a toek. Why don't you get a turtle neck? Does he become more attractive though? Yes, what if just his eyes You just see his eyes pull the turtle neck up to to his eyes to his nose like the zooka Joe Yeah, Zooka Joe. There's a timely reference So do that get yourself a turtle neck And that would be good for your PI work as well. Well, here's the thing Yeah sure like in the middle of March and Georgia where a turtle neck and a beanie of pure loss What let's rock anybody The world that wouldn't attract anybody's attention The weird part that they were when you were out second that the course they were like You don't want to disappear you want to be what they call the gray man of the other order to that Yeah, yeah, like you're a person that nobody pays attention to like gray water I don't know if anybody pays attention to gray water, but would you say Luke? I said become beige beige you want to be the beige The beige stalker. I don't know if it's because I was bald and with a beard, but yeah People I always attracted attention. I'm like this is not working for me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong The bald beige bandit In the back because I win everywhere and one of those tricycles I track a lot of attention I like it when you're coming back You ride around and we're coming back with a big flag Who's that guy? Oh, I'm nobody don't pay any attention to me. Surely that's not a private eye Slowly bringing the video camera up to last That wouldn't be the way to there there would be something To that like the be so ridiculous. Yeah, the most noticeable Guy you would never it's suspect that he would be spying on you if he's you know dressed up in this Flamboyant costume when he's doing a dance and shooting off fireworks Ha, plan a one note flu So it was so when I get to court and they're looking at the secret footage They're like, I knew that guy just At those huge feathers I would have never never thought that he was spying on me Wait, he kept popping up everywhere I was You're hiding in plain sight. Oh, don't mind me. I'm just shopping just like you Even though I was just recently in your neighborhood I like to shop wearing six foot stilts And play in the accordion That's that's so dumb it might work You know, I'll go back and say it No one would because private eyes are like they're always you know sneaking around on the shadows And you catch them on the corner drive like aha that guy's following me That guy yeah, you would never suspect the guy in the giant chicken costume was Trying to see it if you're cheating your hiding in plain sight. Here's the thing When I begin my day, I'm usually around the school buses when the school buses come and pick some the kids up at the neighborhood so dressing flamboyantly where children are Embarking on a school bus that might Catch me more than just you should dress like a child blend in. Oh, that one totally Be patient Be the beige boy. I'm not only yeah the six foot bearded child Did anyone notice that that young lad and short pants did not get on the bus They still holding his lunchpale Overall short the bearded man Ha ha the bearded child Tell me lad why didn't you go to school today? Did you get held back? Oh, I mean held back by a lot of things I'm holding myself better You seem older than we are Uh So did you have something written down you started to say something? I mean I Yeah, I was just looking This there's a phenomenon where Yeah, it takes like 15 minutes for your stomach and your brain to communicate and say that you're full How many seconds? How long? Roughly minutes 15 minutes for the signal to get to you like oh, well, we're full Huh, and so like if I have if I go somewhere where there's like a whole course meal or whatever or something I'm eating that's very delicious. I will like speed up to try to beat that signal It's are you looking at your watch while you do it? I don't know I just I start going no huddle on my My dinner The hurry up offense to try to get it in before my brain's like stop No timeouts Why would you do that because you don't want to be Because I want to enjoy it and I want to be the clock you want to eat more Yeah So what so eating slow and kind of Letting it roll around the mouth. There's no chance to recognize that it's full but Sometimes I want to do the opposite I want to do it so good. I got to keep especially if it was expensive. I was like I want to enjoy this I do that too and you haven't even finished Swallowing and chewing the next thing before your shove and the others stuff in And I get the same stuff too that you're putting in your mouth right Because you're eating already like we're up against the two-minute warning man. We got to go So running out Be the buzzer so to so you got 15 minutes so you could so theoretically you could like eat 15 for 15 minutes It's Longer than you should right so like after you fill up Yeah, you can keep eating before your stomach knows that's over time right It's over time. Oh, it's not death. You know, I guess you don't want sub death. Oh T swallowing So What is there Does it depend on what you eat Like if there's are there certain foods that that your stomach would just never register I can tell you this when you're eating rice like if you're eating like uh Fried rice or something like that you think you're full and then as you're leaving you get fuller Because the rice just grows and you're like because you go okay, that's enough I need to cut it off now And you're you know you have like three grains left on your plate Because that's how addicted Addictive fried rice goes down so easy. Yeah, you're good when you get in your car and you just start getting Oh Feel like you're gonna explode you get a giant cube burps. Oh my gosh I don't know what that is and an exception is that a fumble or I don't know Yeah, there are certain certainly a penalty They get bigger after you swallowed them like keen. Why does that too Well, okay, have you ever just eat just keen. Why Just by itself like I have a box You don't have to do that I will have all you have with rice or on a In a salad or something with a bunch of other stuff. I've never just straight keen. Why just just taking spoonfuls of Keenwall. Yes, no shoveling it down. I don't think I made chicken fried rice and I replaced the rice with Keenwall So chicken for Keenwall for you. It was fantastic Really probably the best thing I've ever made. Did you use more soy sauce than usual? It was like Moisture sauce and soy sauce and some concoction that the internet told me to do crab juice Not crab Have I I don't know if I've had oyster sauce Yes, you have if you've eaten at a Chinese restaurant you have But this has to be authentic or is it one of those just chop so we candy. Okay. It's like candy chicken Is what for them I need to call it indeed chicken Yeah, it's just like you know, so I was just soy sauce. Yeah So I got like a ton of honey on it And it's super glazed and there's like a couple of layers of batter if you know it was dropped in the soy sauce MSG some cat nail it Uh Keen, you know what else does that is grape nuts grape nuts also get bigger after you eat them This okay, you told me this this year, I think this is when I found this out That's like one of three pieces of information that I just repeat To people well nobody knows and there you said you're supposed to wait on it right And it grows to what size yeah, if you just like if you go to the box You need eight correct next all the box you're just asking for an intestinal explosion Is that why the box is so small it's like half the size of normal cereal boxes, too? Yes, because it's very concentrated and so So a six ounce of cereal of cost a cereal great nuts will become 48 ounces of cereal when you put it in milk The grape nuts get it they get like the size of meatballs or yes, they get the size of a medium size peach I have got this okay, I'll say I didn't know grape nuts had nothing to do with grapes or nuts You know what Right What they called of grape nuts because they were small or No, that guess whose mine the name derives from the nutty flavor and the high maltose sugar grape sugar Created during the baking process that's a stretch Who said that? Gemini It's probably not true now Oh, whoa, it looks like oatmeal when they get done Have you never grape nuts? I've had them but I like you said but like you said I've never let them soak Mm-hmm. I just do like I usually do with uh granola. Oh, you know what? I just realized it's just 1970s grape nuts commercial They never actually show people you know No, it's just because when my dad would eat them, but I never watched him eat him. I guess I just Yeah, you just pour you put the soap. Do you all ever put the milk in first? That was another thing I've heard people know That's a that's a rookie mistake But if you if you pour like a regular Bowl of cereal like if you pour grape nuts the same way you pour cornflakes or Cheerios or something like that Then you could feed a family of six with that With that quantity because that's what I would I would put it in there and I'd put in the milk and you know What I usually do is pour it in until it starts to float and I know I got some stuff there I didn't just eat it, but it was like right eating um I was like eating popcorn kernels basically. Well, if you sat there if you let that bowl sit for 15 or 20 minutes And come back to it and you will see that the grape nuts have absorbed all of the milk And they sell this to people right there like orbeez Yeah great much the cereal you have to wait for It's like not only but does it taste better Soaked in milk no, they're better if you eat them when they're still crunchy in my opinion But you can you can wolf them down while they're before they absorb the milk It's not problem as I'd never seen anyone really eat them universe what witness somebody eating them somebody who knows how to eat them right your voice Had all this grape nuts consumers. How does this make this a good cereal first you got to know how to eat them Secondly, you got to wait on it. So it's like it basically you might as well be cooking oatmeal And then third it doesn't really even taste that good Well, they're delicious first of all and and you have to you have to Pour them the same way that you would pour like scotch you have to you have like two fingers of grapefruit Of grape nuts grape nuts and that's it Three fingers of grape nuts is pushing it four fingers of grape nuts and you will have a Like a taster fee and you will have a Or incident a party you invite your friends Everybody bring a spoon So it's five bucks for a box of grape nuts 29 ounces Bargain anything nowadays It's working for that five bucks remember or Joanne will feed 14 people It would feed an army. Mm-hmm. Just throw one in your mouth. That's another thing Why let it soak in milk? Why not just like eat a quarter cup and then drink milk and then like it'll Sustaining for the rest of the mix and you're good. Why not put it in your coffee. How do you not cheer? It's 350 Semento's crunches four dollars. Why would you pay? Okay hang on though captain crunches six bucks See so grape nuts is the bargain crunch berries. Yeah And uh, I'm not really just about any cereal if you leave it sit in milk will Expand Yeah They will great nuts haven't caught on as an alternative to like nerds or something you know make Healthy snacks like nerd clusters, but they'd be grape nut Grape clusters have you Have you eaten grape nuts ever? I see them. I've not risked Rist ingesting them now. I know what we're going to do and some day for the podcast You That's the other thing is you might hurt yourself. That's the other that's another not good They're relatively safe You know, but it's not like It's not like eating mushrooms, you know, eat the wrong mushrooms That's a bad thing if you eat too many grape nuts you will be He'll be uncomfortable, but you won't need to be hospitalized Hmm probably is there an antidote to grape nuts a grape does say I don't know yeah it's um Popp tarps Immediately chocolate popp tarps will counteract a grape nuts. Okay, that's good to know All right, all the grape nuts recipes have to do with Signing them into well making them into cookies and brownies and stuff. Oh, but they're delicious. They're double-decker pie How would you describe the flavor though? Isn't it like ground up cardboard? I haven't eaten a lot of cardboard, but no, they're never tasted it It's hard to describe them but the texture they're super crunchy. I mean they're they're like They're really crunchy depending on how long you let them know. I don't think there's I think they're not that they were For the last time they were like literal like the seeds of grapes that have been roasted or what I know No, these just the ingredients just seem like cereal But you got a weight on it In convenient cereal yeah, it's the most inconvenient because not only do you have to wait on it? But you you and you you run the risk what is in the way much It's worth the way is it though? Yeah I'm gonna get a box of grape nuts and we're gonna give some to Luke on Sunday I'll take him over to his place and he can try them and he'll be in and you should get yourself a box of grape nuts too They're only five bucks you want and only for a five spot for a fin For a fin Abraham Lincoln and again, you know, you bring him home and if you don't like him you can just put him in the bird feeder Wow, great moths have a very crunchy dense and toasted malt flavor with a subtle natural sweetness from wheat and barley Which neither one of those things are sweet You know how barley you know how delicious barley is You know how I like to throw a couple of husks of barley in your tea We're always going Love the taste Barley this is a barley cake I can't get enough barley once I start eating can you make beer out of barley? You can you meet beer the Big beer out of anything you can make beer out of a sock beer the stereotypical sweet beverage Mm-hmm, so get some get just some grape nuts. I recommend putting a little bit of sugar on them. I mean you can You can eat some straight up That's like if I would like if if you want to eat scleror I recommend stewing it for 48 hours I recommend that you take your grape nuts and some merce of chocolate Put them in your Nutella jar Not a lot of sugar, but just a little bit just like dusting. I used to so my dad had diabetes and Um It was diet controlled. So we had a lot of stuff in the house. It wasn't sugary So we instead of frosted flakes, which is had flakes So I was like well. I was like I'll just put some sugar on it. So I don't know why I guess it's just my laziness, but you know you pour you And a smart person would have poured the milk and then put the sugar in there to let the sugar stick the flakes But yeah, I'll put on this sugar first and then pour the milk and go Man these flakes are then then to get to the bottom of the bowl. There's a nice little sludge of So I just scooped that out Sort of a great sugar milk I used to eat rice crispy's And just stick to spoon in you get the rice poop and then you dredge the bottom a little bit Yeah, sounds like you you know You got your bowl of in the beach. I don't know anybody that put sugar in milk and start it first I don't know that's that would be the way to do it though. I but I I didn't know anybody that did that. Oh, I'm gonna need help here because Uh, you just reminded me of something that I want I've wanted forever and melody will not make it for me because she's like this not but I watched uh There used to be a blog called this is why you're fat and this would have been on that blog And I wanted everything on it and somebody somebody took it's it was let me just see if I can say it It was a cereal milk waffle cake So you that would take different cereals soak them in and milk and then take that milk Without the cereal on it and and make waffles with that so mix it with the batter So you'd have like cocoa crisps. Bees lucky charms. That sounds delicious Catholic crunch and but they didn't stop there And of course not each waffle was a layer of the cake So they would they would put the you know The Catholic crunch waffle puts a micing on it the chocolate waffle puts a micing on it What's another sugar crisp cinnamon toasty crisp cinnamon toasty crunch and then like ice Great touch I What if you did that with help you said what if you you surprised your kids And you go kids I have a cereal milk waffle cake and they're like yay I know yeah, we use great nuts and usilix product 19 and special K I'm pretty sure I saw an Ezekiel cereal the other day No, not cereal. I think I did does anybody realize the Ezekiel bread Craze that they were supposed to cook it over a dung fire what not That was part of the scripture. Yeah, you make a The you cook the bread While the poop is burning yeah, I could Serial everything overdung in my house Why not it's a great fuel Sprouted crunchy cereal. I can't think of a worse smell though than burning poop Don't broiled burgers You're gonna smell a lot of burgers this way To all beef patty special sauce litus cheese and spoiled Boyle done done What's in these Ezekiel cereal Sprouted stuff Just Is it all like just nuts and berries? Marley. It's got barley and I'll foul for the hops hops lentil beans pistachios Um Keen why what's it yet? We're going to you all Uh and toasted kale and fiberglass Uh wheat barley beans and lentils millet and spelt it does have What is millet as well as a retail all Kara Jean in citric acid Beat color Stevia Color Beta carotene they just squeezed some beats over Why would you put beans in a cereal? Little is a bean right or is it? From the first in Ezekiel 49 Take also unto the wheat and barley and beans and lentils and millet and spelt and put them in one vessel and make bread of it Does anybody explored the theological meeting Of the spread that God wants Bread that God likes it's the holy fiber out of all the I think I think it was easy Kill out of all the prophets I think Ezekiel had the worst rap He had to sleep on his side for like a year Or something was that in Z kill? I'm telling you one of them and then then he had to eat this bread Mm Oh my gosh, yeah to eat that awful Ezekiel bread. Yeah, I don't are you looking it up because I'm looking at yeah I don't think it was I don't think it was his Ezekiel. I think have you tried his Ezekiel bread like I'm I bought some Once because I was moving us towards healthier bread, but that was a step too far for my family Ezekiel bread. Yeah, I thought Ezekiel bread too was really dense. It's extremely dense and it was Ezekiel You're right man Ezekiel had on his left side for 390 days. Yeah, that's more than a year And it's right side for only 40 days to represent the sins of Judah. They were less sinful apparently But I mean nobody nobody preaches on Ezekiel and I and that so Obviously the right hand sleeping on his right side represented something. What did the bread represent? I I don't know well nothing is random it meant something Yeah, oh yeah, he's supposed to shave his entire head and beard with a sword Where do you if you're Ezekiel? When at what point? Because I don't remember anything any complaining on his part But I would be like a sword To according to AI Ezekiel bread is not a blessing with a symbol of scarcity judgment and extreme hardship That's a brilliant siege. Yeah, I figured had some kind of prophetic symbolizing so that but what what do we do? Like oh Ezekiel bread. It's a Bible. I'm gonna give it to my child. Let's put it in let's put it in the stores It's kind of rough isn't it I mean it's like It's like pretty you could sand lumber with it. It's the weight of a brick right can't you throw it through it? People you don't like you you buy it frozen And because it won't keep Hmm no it won't keep if you let it get the room temperature to immediately sport We can't know kids back in the freezer quick Does it say that it's supposed to be cooked over poop? Does it say that? I think that part's already done It's already been cooked well when you buy it. Yes, but I mean when they when they make it they don't they don't put it in a poop furnace They don't bake it like regular bread except instead of are you sure? It's a good question. I wouldn't put it past them, but Well, isn't that's aren't like cow chips aren't those Fuel can't you burn those? You sure he is my other point if you're Ezekiel aren't you going God aren't you praying you're like God? When am I gonna be martyred? Because I'm kind of kind of done with this symbolism Daniel after day 370 maybe you're like okay Yeah, Daniel just had to eat vegetables or something for 21 days that was his And then you know they threw him in the lines and he was ready to die, but he didn't that's the miracle and then he was second and command a Babylon for what Years and years well they got better at eating the vegetables right they ate the vegetables and they were Vibe and they were better Cooked over a poop fire and then you had to shave his head and lay on the side for a year That's what I'm saying out of all the out of all the profits. He got the worst rap. He got the worst gig Yeah, that could be I can't think of any but even okay, Josea and to Mary a prostitute Right, but that mean that's kind of the extent of his punishment is I guess he loved this lady and Isaiah had to go naked right wasn't he the one that oh I don't remember that Who had it worst that one is I think you're underestimating the heartache of marrying a prostitute But maybe it's on you over it over again. Mm-hmm. I think it's hard to imagine. Well, who's that it's due But see this is the part I never heard god told him to marry a prostitute, but he did he actually lover Well Probably Pray had a soft spot in his heart for Gomer That's what I'm wanting I mean he had to if it's to if it's supposed to be an actual picture of god's love for Israel Then I'm guessing he had to have loved her Jeremiah was beaten and put in a stock. He was in prison He was thrown into a sister and uh, I Enforced an exile. Let's see we talked about Yeah, he was ordered Isaiah had to god told him to walk naked and barefoot for three years Right that's commitment by gosh, right? I don't know yeah, I'm telling you that I'm for sure I would have been like god wouldn't Okay, all the good prophets they get killed right don't they get martyred at some point Mercifully yeah, they get killed before they have to do something I was stoned to death Makaya was struck on the cheek and cast in the prison I'd be embarrassed to even have that mentioned Would you get my guy he was thrown into prison though in front in no bread and water. I got punched in the face Oh poor baby I lay on my side for a year and a half I have sunburns you wouldn't even believe So believe So depending on what you think is worse Isaiah walked around completely naked For three years and Ezekiel had to lay on a side for a year that's pretty Well, that makes me think of a quote you said completely naked completely naked Isn't nothing only way to be naked if you're well some people say like when um Isn't computer nakedness the only kind of nakedness well Well, like you know, they might have socks back then or I was thinking maybe a cap Well, then you're not naked right If you're wearing a sock You maybe had a prophet's cap that he that he Gandered about it. If you're wearing an art and item of clothing then you are not naked Well, okay, so you're saying I go to the mall And I'm doing what my friend calls poo bearing Where you know you wear a shirt but nothing underneath right yeah You can't be arrested for being naked. Oh, you're partially clothed at that point right okay All right look for me in the headlines I mean I have to do my way there's I do my social experiment Because otherwise we're all naked right now we just have clothes on top of it Right, we're uh subtly. It's under getting deep Vailed nakedness. We don't we don't refer to ourselves as like the King James and I was the king James said like Peter was naked Like when Peter runs to meet Jesus on the beach after the resurrection Mm-hmm. He takes off his clothes naked Yeah, but he takes off his outer garment. He's but he had still had something on You say I don't know if that was We think yes, true. That's what we liked it. We tell that to the kids in Sunday school We told was it maybe he wasn't naked boys and girls he You sure many of us constantly in the water, but he wasn't garments are outer That's true there are no inner garments Except for the garment of praise Oh, yeah, there's always There's always some clothing like when we do the passion plays too, you know, there's no naked People they are like on the cross. Yeah, because we know he was naked but Can't do that in a passion play Because that aids with the humiliation and that gets us back to what we were talking about before You know, and you when you have no shirt on then you're less attractive and so And it just gets worse from there. No shirt no shoes. No pants Definitely no service Then you take your socks off and it's all I mean it's just horrific So your thing is So on your honeymoon night you kept your socks on At least there was that I kept my whole I kept the tux on Don't need any money moon because we You know, I was gonna get as much mileage out of it as I could before I had to return it so I said I wasn't in this book so you leave that cummerbund alone I paid too much to have you What are you doing? I'm not taking it off. Oh, no, this is a nice tux Leave me alone I'm wearing it all all weekend Taking off I slept in it I slept in the shoes too Those shiny shoes Oh my gosh Are there more uncomfortable shoes than the shoes that they rent you with a tux? I don't I think they're the minimum minimum requirements to be able to call them shoes anything like anything less They have a bottom and there's laces on there usually Any poor quality they would count as footwear I think after you send them in though they actually they'll they've got a guy that sharpens the edge of the The signs it yeah Where the corners where you put your ankle in yeah, yeah, he kind of like man This is kind of a dull shoe. Let's get the old Let's get the wet To get it passes home to a razor's edge so that you can Put your foot in there Have you worn more than one tux? Have you been Maybe you've ever been what yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I I've been in weddings many times Mm-hmm well like Luke you're wetting did y'all have tuxes or because you're younger And there's like there's been a trend away from traditionalness. Yeah, I think I wore a tux What mean does it have a tie and cover bun or You know the weird thing where do the tradition come from where you have to like put the buttons in your shirt They don't have like normal buttons. Yeah, I have like these studs Like you have cuff links, but they're for your the length of your shirt. Are you looking for a wedding album? Oh, yeah I think we got a picture around here He's trying to remember how he dressed But like that's what I'm talking why didn't when did we decide buttons had to be how I was dressed didn't matter It was all about the party. That's the other thing. Yeah, you're Yeah, but I don't remember having a tie on Oh see did you have a did you do vests or cover buns? Okay, we did vests We did vests because I don't know All I remember is that you guys missed your reception because you were at the church having pictures taken You missed the entire reception pretty much pretty much It was wild that's gosh, that's mud That's the best part of that what of the of being married is like walking in and everybody's already eating all the food Yes, we're gonna save any of this for the actual people For celebration Photographer if they're wearing something else man, you're photographer. It was a marathon. It was like a oh Did he come up with ideas? Well, we did some mother We did a few of them before the wedding and then most of them after the wedding While everybody else was waiting for us at the reception. Oh, I didn't sound like they were waiting sound like they went right right in the Cutting cakes and did they Did they eat the group cake and all that too or No, it was crazy We didn't arrive to the excitement we arrived everybody like waking back up Oh wait, what they were so late to some of the guests like I saw the guests didn't even wait for them I mean they they were at the reception and they left before the bride and your god there. That's how late they were Thanks for that reminder John Would you was it all kinds of different poses and stuff was it like piggyback rides and Yeah, they're impairment like a cheerleader cheerleader pyramid. Yeah, there were ponies and trapeze and uh Yeah Okay, now Luke you put on her dress and then she'll put on your ducks. No, they did all of that the puppets and Caps The like the like your mom took a picture with everyone and Individually with this that would happen then your dad took a picture with everyone individually They were other It was just us and the photographer Who maybe maybe hated us now that I think about it It seemed like that It doesn't seem like like love keep laughing under his breath like what was that? Well the problem was it was one of those cameras that like it explodes And then it takes a while to develop And so we had to wait for each one The century where you married in Dump outer Do you have like a drape that he put over it and it was like the cat was a box now you got it Get the take the lid off and then put the lid back on And now hold various still please They had the hold pitch forks, but he had flash bulbs though Now he had the digital age He had a icon I was married at a time when they were still using film And also I was married at a time where your engagement photos you were wearing coordinated outfits And usually it sounds like a door We were wearing white and denim so white tops and jeans And Jersey that Seen from masterminds We've got Zach Galvatakis Jersey that movie It's not not down funny, but there is the scene you can look it up as where he's having his engagement photos And they're both wearing denim And while in yeah is playing in the background Is he an employee of a warehouse? Well, he's a armored car driver Okay, and so his This girl that he works with has an idea to And like her boyfriend I think I have to do a high-stead and rob the armored car so And that's what you guys did at your wedding Would you rob the armored car? Not of the wedding, but that was the reception The reception You knocked over a reception was a Don't drink an armored car The reception was a lot of fun That would actually be That would be something wouldn't it if you if you staged like a foe crime at your For your guests at the wedding reception Well, that was the movie the game right with Michael Douglas I was not that was dumb But what he was jumping to his death, right? And then it was like, oh, surprise at your birthday. Any other news guys? They have it all figured out that you later. We're in the people. People, Juan. He would try to kill himself at the end of 30 years old. So Crash, huge glass dome and land in a airbag. But movies like that, they're like highest movies to me. You have to know what people are going to do in order to make it. What if he jumped off the other side of the building? Right. Everybody's not just already looking at their watches going, man. Because are you all sure he's supposed to be here? And they hear a loud, loud crash. See a spray of blood go over the dome. It's like, why is this was not the way we planned it? I'm not detail oriented. But in order to just pull off a heist, there's so many details. Just take oceans 11 where they had this thing had to go off at this time. And then you got to grab this by this time. And then we got to make sure you have this and get him the card and then not I'll open this. And but then they had to, here's another spoiler. Sorry. Yeah, he's doing. They were fake heisting and another barn, right? They had to get all those detail. They had like a warehouse that they made it into a, yeah, I could not. Well, he's think of a 20 out of my wife's purse without getting caught. Heisting is is not for everybody. You want? Not everybody's got out to be a, but shouldn't we write our clothes? How he's think for everyone? I think you're underestimating how much you can get away. If you just seem like you're supposed to be there. Okay. The problem is that's true. I do have done this before, but only because I have, because I, you know, I, I'm a traveler, I'm a world traveler. We have security where we would go. And so sometimes I wouldn't have my ID. I remember all you got to do is act like you know where you're going and don't look at anybody. Stop you. Move with the things. But when you're, but when you're actually thinking about it, though, you're like, uh, and then you get, you know, you're walking with purpose. And then you hit a, just, there's just a wall in front of you and you go, well, this is where I, yeah, there's this wall. I was looking for this wall right here. Huh? Yeah. That's the one. It's the exact wall I want. That's the one. Yeah. But I mean, have you ever, have you guys ever shoplifted or did anything like, like, like any kind of a high. No, I mean, like in your whole life. I did. I'm lifting is not a heist. You don't consider that because it is, you mean anything you can do is like spur the moment, anything you can jam up onto your sweater and walk out with. It's not that's a lot of heist. So a heist has to have a plan. Yeah. Well, there has to be like diversion. Walking in here and grabbing this Charleston shoe and walking out. But you need a diversion. You would need to somehow draw attention away by setting something on fire or blowing something up or. Okay. You've done this or should I? Yeah. Is this a new or the station of limitations gone? Most of my, my, uh, dime store heists were, uh, I had a whole crew and, uh, wow. Yeah. Did you have a wheel man? That was a wheel man. He had a, he had a wide, wide, he was bike handlebar man. Who would, uh, I would ride, uh, double on his handlebars. And every time I try to do something that had any audacity, I'd get caught. Like I, I tried to cheat on a test once and I was, I was nailed so bad. It was, I couldn't even pretend like I was just, I had a cheat sheet and, just, they caught you. What was that? Yeah. Like in class in front of everybody. Where was it? Where did you hide your cheat sheet? I can't, I think I had it in my hand. So yeah, when you're looking at your hand, the quarter of my desk, maybe, said cheat sheet at the top. What is, what is actually my, an aptitude is, you know, or my, my lack of success with heist is probably just because I really didn't know how to be a criminal. I think that's where it is. That's like, say, high stores, not for everyone crime. I find as a, has some skill requirements. So you did all kinds of people in the, in the hospital and they'll have this dolly thing with computers and stuff on it that they're just pushing down the hall. It's like, I hope they weren't here. So like, you could just, with you move with purpose, you could just wheel out whatever you wanted. So you don't know whether or not those were people, even to this day, you don't know if they were now, not really. Who's going to stop you? It's not my job. I've thought about that before. I feel like we talked about that before. Well, like I could go into any church, any church is, yeah. Well, just take whatever I wanted. I mean, even if I needed help getting it out, like I could take furniture and there would be people that would get on the other side of a couch and help me load it. It would, it would occur to them. Like it, would you, how would you, if they had asked you questions, what would you say? They wouldn't, they would just, they would just help you, you know, they would just help you load it up because they assume that you're supposed to have it. I need to take a course on how to obtain audacity. That's my, I could have a complete lack of it to be able to do that. We were actually, so we're, here's how my mind works. So we, we've poured the slab at our church for a new kids building. We're going to have like a children's building. So we went out there and stood around the perimeter and had different people pray over the building, pray over the kids that were going to be in it. And then there was like, okay, everybody, there's a drone shot. Everybody wave at the drone and I'm like, Jesse's right, we're both going to arms around each other. And I was like, what do you think of somebody just shot a bird right now? At the drone. I was like, what would they do? Because that would take some audacity, especially. But you didn't have the audacity to do it. Well, I, in this particular, I value my, my, my job. I value keeping my job right now. You don't think that people would, so would recognize it as an, as an attempt to be funny. Yeah. I don't know. It's like, this guy hates the kids building. John, you were talking about starting up this. If you went in and stole from a church and then went back in and be like, I'm with a security company. Obviously, you need my assistance since you have no more pews. That would be a penny of somebody broke back in here and stole all the rest of your stuff. I can do some of systems. Obviously it takes a lot of capacity. Oh, it's a be the problem and the cure. Right. Because they can't deny that they don't have a problem. Clearly. Well, I don't know where to get that though. That kind of audacity. There was a book, Obama wrote a book, right? The audacity of hope. Oh, that's right. The audacity, the audacity, the audacity to hope, the audacity to hope to hope. It's so audacious. We just got to pretend that you're JK Simmons, you know, just be bold. Do my best impression. Okay. Channel him. So what's the, so watch the whip lash, right? Watch the last. And then okay. Oh, that's a movie. Something. It's something that takes me back to my days and bad. You're bad teachers. Laughing. My bad days when I use a little weight drum set across this weight for the band M. So I could escape and get to the safety of gym class. Do you think, do you think there's any band teachers that are legitimately trying to emulate the character and whip lash? Like I just want to bring best out of my students by beating them. Oh, I think that I think that 90% of band leaders are already like that. Already abusive. Yeah, he's a typical band leader. You find somebody that doesn't throw a symbol at you. And that's a, that's the exception, not the rule. You said, do you have anybody like get clever and kind of throw a symbol at you? Like a frisbee? Let me try to get it stick or something or no, not me personally. Because I was, I was in the woodwind section. I'm riding it down. Throw a symbol at John. Yeah, it's just a reminder, you know, sometimes you get good ideas and you forget to remember to throw a symbol like a frisbee at John. I thought I would, I thought I would be aware of it. Teachers just just being abusive to a student like a band teacher trying to be like whip lash. You got inspired by whip lash. He's destroyed. He's like, you know, he'll put the tuba, he'll throw the tuba on some kids head or something. Pull the slide. And blow it. Tron balm. You don't need this. Yeah, obviously not using it. He lowers the tuba over the kids head and then blows in it. There's no reason for being like that. All of the, all of the punishments are derived from cartoons. We put the kid through the bass drum and hit him with a malloc. All cartoon punishments like the shove the xylophone keys into the kids. Mouth and then hit that with the malloc. The symbols on the side of the head. Don't put me in the piano and then start playing a ballet. Ballad. I'm sorry. From ballet. Okay, goodbye, everybody. Merry Christmas.