Welcome to the riff session, everybody. That was an Oscar worthy performance. What I wish we could have on the podcast is the three seconds of absolute tension filled silence before the... Okay, here we go. And there's like count this down. Oh, that was the theme from Kung Fu. Ah, the television show. Oh, that was one of my favorites when I was a lad. I actually wanted... Yeah, it was one of my dad's favorite favorite shows. So as I've probably mentioned before, whatever my father wanted to watch, our entire family was going to watch it. So luckily, he liked cool shows like A team and Duke's of Hazard and stuff. Yeah, well, that was before the days of every member of the family having their own screen. Remember? Oh, yeah. I was a day in America where there was an A television set and you had to work out what you were going to watch because that was it. It's not like everybody. Yeah, we weren't... We never walked in and went, hey, what are we going to watch? We were just we just walked in and sat down. There was no questions in our house about what we're going to watch because... Because dad decided. Yeah, it's like, well, it's the incredible hope night. So that's where we're watching. Bill Bixby. Yeah. Yeah. Luke for Rigno. I can't. Yeah, I'm just now thinking about that. How we... The kids today, this generation comes up and they're like, okay, you watch whatever you want because I have access to a string video. Like Luke, did y'all have more than one television set in your house? Do you remember a time where they didn't have more than one? Yes, we had one in the living room and it was one of those big square ones. Console TV. But I don't remember that very long before we had a small square one in my room. Oh, but... Well, not did you have cable attached to it? What did you have to have? No, the only thing I remember, I remember NASCAR would be on on Sunday. In the living room. And we would we would root for Jeff Gordon. But he's handsome. He was really dominant back then. Well, because you know why he was like four foot three. I don't know if he's still alive, but yeah, I actually got to meet him. Our church like, well, our church had a men's whatever banquet thing. And he was the keynote speaker. And of course, we were there playing music. And he came up and I'm like, dude, you're a munchkin. No wonder. He kind of like, I was like, why didn't they figure this out? Because they figured it out with jockeys. Jockeys are only like three foot tall. It's like you care when you're in a race car. And like you can't modify the car. They're all supposed to be there to very exact standards. So it really is about driving unless you're only nine to eight pounds. And then... So that really plays in things like sprint cars. Because yeah, there's a weight limit. But when your driver is really small, you get to maneuver weights where they would be most helpful in the car. And so there's a driver named Riko Abrue in sprint cars. He's a literal dwarf size. That dude from the Tim Burton Willie Wonka movie. Why did he try racing? But yeah, he probably got a lot of money for acting. They extend his pedals up. And then he's... Yeah, here's a lot. I was going to ask how he reaches the pedals. Sorry. I don't know if you can post this video, but I'm going to go Palpatine on your fill a bit. I'm going to get cold now. Look a little dark side. That's all right. But he that's... But you wonder why that's not more... This is... You know what I'm saying? More short, statured folk. Doing the racing thing. Doing racing? I've never seen though... Like for some reason, Jockey's have figured it out. But I've never... So I've never seen a normal size Jockey. But that's the only racing sport. It makes sense. It's not popular. Right? You don't want to put a... You don't want to put a 300 pound rider on top of a horse. You got Jilly Roll on a... Yeah, you don't want to get a quarter horse. An NFL center and have him hop up into the saddle. But that's the thing though. Like in NASCAR, those are normal usually like, you know, between five and six foot guys. I've never seen an ultra big guy, but anyway, you'd think they would do that. You'd think... You wouldn't think? Well, my one theory is that NASCAR has a certain demographic. And you gotta have like, it's, you know, like, it's not gonna have a small country music star. There's like a... You're less than... Yeah, you are. Well, seemingly a masculine sport NASCAR. So if you have a tiny guy... And you're saying little guys aren't masculine, is that what you're saying? They're not... I'm saying they're not appealing to the NASCAR demographic. Who's the short country music star? There's one guy that I can think of. Who is it? There's like a little Jimmy Dickens. He passed away like 10 years ago. That's not who I'm thinking of. And he wasn't even that little Jimmy Dickens because he was little. He's in the country music hall of fame, I think. Oh, yeah, Jimmy Dickens. Oh, he's really short. I was like a guy with longer blonde hair. Was he short enough that he could have driven a NASCAR? Yeah, but he... Or John Key, he was happy with his country music career. Can he Chesney? His five-six. This? How's that? That's what all are you? Huh? You got to be like... Five-six and a half. No, I was gonna say five-six is Luke McKinney's size. I was gonna say five-ten or something at least, but... No. I don't know. I don't recall me thinking, wow, Luke is short. Hi, that's not a short. My dad was five-eight. I'm five-eleven and... Tom Cruise is five-seven. Yeah, he has a problem with it though. He doesn't allow... There's some sort of clause where he doesn't allow... Either he doesn't shoot next to people or there's some kind of apple crate or there's a force perspective. Something he stands on. So, that's just the loans, not very tall either. I do remember seeing that. How tall is he? After do things in the movies so that it's not obvious that he's not tall. They like dig ditches and stuff and other people have to stand in them. Or like they cast people that are as tall or shorter, right? That's kind of like somebody suggested that... Sean Connery. They only cast other people with Scottish accents in Sean Connery movies. So, like when he was a... When he was a Russian submarine captain in Hunford, but it's over, I don't think he even tried to have a Russian exit. He's had other Scottish actors. And made them wear Russian uniforms. Yeah, well that's been happening in movies for a long time where... They're supposedly some foreign language that's being spoken. But they just speak in English. Every once in a while there's a movie that'll say... There will be a parenthetical statement. They're speaking Russian now. But they're not. You know, they just... In Russian. Imagine a disson Russian. But it's dumb because we don't speak that language. And so to have a movie be in a completely different language would be... It basically be a foreign film. Right. Well, like we've been bingeing a lot on 24 lately. And there's a Mexican drug cartel. And there's a lady that's trapped in this situation. Her boyfriend is the second in command and she's trying to run away and her father is employed as a ranch hand. So they're talking to each other. The mother to the father to Mexican people. And complete in English. Yeah. So it's like, yeah. So it's like, you think, you know, I know it wasn't mother. Yeah, it was the daughter to her father anyway. Right. I just wanted to make sure I got that right. But I get yeah. But you're right. It was just like, oh, we're going to have a foreign film now. Well, there's a couple of... Like I think the godfather has a... Extended couple of scenes where we're speaking Italian. And it's not subtitled. And it's like, I wish I knew what they were saying. Is the first movie? I don't remember that. Which, yeah, it's the first one, I think. That's an artistic choice. Where there's a sub... Where there's subtitles. But there's also one where it's just them speaking Italian. Okay. Did you see the passion of the Christ in theaters? No. Yeah. Oh, there was no English in it. And there was no subtitles. It was all in Arabic. Roman Spoken Latin. Jesus Spoken Arabic. And, uh, yeah, you kind of had the context clues. You knew what was going on though. You could tell. I was familiar with... You could tell a little bit. You're in your... In your Bible. I was familiar with the source materials. So... You could pull out... Pull out your NIV... New Testament and follow right along with it. I had two things I wanted to do. But I'll do the first one first since it was... Oh, by the way, I'd like to... You're going to do the first one first? Yeah, I do the first one first. I thought I'd do it in order. But I want to apologize because of what... The last two weeks have been my fault, right? The last two... Yeah. Things that we missed, yeah. So if we were going to place blame, which we're not, we would put it on. But if... If we did... If we did, we would blame you. The last thing out of my mouth was solitaire. And I wanted to... I don't know. I had... I have questions. So... Solitaire? The card game? Or... Well, here's the thing. Or the present self. Not solitude was a solitary confinement, right? But no, the card game. Because first of all, I was introduced to solitaire as most of us were via windows. The... You know, Microsoft windows when you're... Because what else did they have? There was like a little thing with games, but... There was a line sweeper. That's right. Mine's sweeper. And then because I worked... I worked for a place that had Microsoft or Windows. And that was what you did in your free time, was you played one of those... Mine sweeper, solitaire, or what was the other one? There was one where there was like a ski free, you could like ski down the slope. And if you went too far, the ball will still make it come to the beach. There was a university too, wasn't there? I don't know if it was on Windows. The ones that I played. Anyway, we're talking about... I played solitaire with cards. I like when it came out on Windows, I already understood... I actually knew how to play solitaire. I never knew it before then. So I've never had anybody sit down and explain it to me. And so lately, I've been trying to... People... People my age get ads where it's like, here, play this game and it'll help your brain. So solitaire is one of those. What's another one? Word, fine crossword, Sudoku, what are all the ones that promise you to... Basically, the promise is it'll reconnect all the synapses in your brain. Right, you can get your brain from becoming useless paperweight. Yeah, and I've been playing it. Yeah. My grandma would get up at five in the morning and play cards by herself with her coffee until everybody else got up. And she did that every day for like her whole life and she still got Alzheimer's. So... She still... Well, after she didn't play... I know. Mine's sweeper. She just played... No, she played with physical cards. Like, she'd sit at the table and... Oh, maybe that's what I see. She knew different types of solitaire. They were one that was like a square of cards. Whoa, I didn't know. Okay, so this is definitely... This is an educational part for me. But by the way, I've been playing this to improve my... my brain capacity. And you know how the... The trope is you walk into a room and you forget something. Why? I was in the kitchen and I turned around and bent over and went... Why... What was I doing? Why was that? Why am I in this general area? I reached for the... I was there was like the sink and a dishwasher and I was like, I didn't need something to sink. This was like, we're just turning around. I went, oh, hey, and I turned around and it was going. So obviously solitaire is not working for me. But I kind of had to learn to solitaire. Like after you left the kitchen, you go straight back to solitaire. That's it. So I play on... I got this app. It's like this one. I don't know if you see this app here. Yeah, first one. I've only ever learned through like hints and stuff. So I was like, I don't remember somebody told me, you know, you put red on black and you stack those. And first of all, I'm going to admit that I know this is just a way to... It's an elaborate way to organize your deck. It's just an organization game. You end up organizing all your cards and the suits in order of... Yeah, anyway. So... Well, there's other versions. There's hundreds of different forms of solitaire that you can play. And some of them are... Some of them actually are brain related because you can... There's some games that are more luck and there's some games that are more skill and observation. And those are the ones that I would other place. Some of them you can theoretically, you can win every board. The solitaire that you play on windows, it's not up to you. The order that the cards come out has more of an impact on whether or not you can win. Okay, that was my first question was... How many of these am I supposed to be winning? Because there was one like... There was like a daily... They call it a daily puzzle. And I didn't figure it out and it said, Do you want to know the solution? And I was like, solution. I didn't know. I thought you could just get stuck and you just started new one. So I've been restarting like... Out of 10 games, I'll probably complete like two or three. But it's the one that's got seven rows and you got stacks of cards. And then when you hit, you know, and you draw the cards, you got three... You draw three cards. Right. And you can only play the top one. The third one. Yeah. So I'm supposed to be winning every single one of those? No, no. That one you can't win every one of them because it's... The way that the cards are arranged in the deck has an enormous impact on whether or not you can win. Okay, that's helpful to know. And then... That's one thing that's helpful to know. One is like, as they're... Laws are like... Because there's always... You know, every game has rules. But then other ones, there's other like little rules inside of it. Like... And chess, you know, you don't sacrifice your queen for a pawn or whatever to take upon. Like, queen's the most valuable. But you don't know that from just reading the rules. So I know the rules of solitaire, but I don't know if there were any unwritten... Like... You know, stuff you shouldn't do. No, also... I don't know. That is one of the things. It's like, it has also has like daily goals on here. And it goes... One of the goals is like move 10 cards into the... Into the foundation. Before moving stuff... And I was like, whoa, there's jargon? I didn't know. There was jargon for the... Yeah, I figured... The ones at the bottom are the foundation. I didn't know that. And then there's like... I forgot what it's called, the pen or something. Where you stack them... Where you stack your cards in order. Where you put the ACEs first. So... The vernacular now. I was kind of making out my own... Like a world-class solitaire player. That's what I was saying. I was... I'd move like all... Like I'd get all four kings and then to myself. And nobody else like a sports announcer. I'd like, okay, the kings are out. The kings are out now. Where this is a different... We've moved into the different phase of the game now. And all the ACEs are in the pot now. So I'm kind of making up my own jargon. But I didn't know... There was... Rules... I know there's certain... There's like a really easy rule. But then like I was saying there... I didn't know if there were strategies. And oh, it'll never put the seven... Play the... Like when there's a cane, you just move it to the... Thing, right? I was moving it in. But like what if you have... I didn't know if you ever pass it up to go... Well, there's a black king later on. And I need to move this red queen over here. And... Well, that would be a strategy. But you have no way of knowing what cards are coming next. So... You can't really strategize when... When you're just... The one I'm playing... May or may not have a... Possibility of finishing it. Is this something I just started at doing? Because your job requires you to sit idle for a long time. Because like when I started a long time ago, yeah. And it was just to see back in the windows days, all the cards would do this cool... bouncy trail thing. And you could watch it for at least five minutes. And it would do every card. And that would kind of... It would be hypnotic and we kind of cool. Now it's kind of to... To make my brain... To keep your brain... Yeah. I want to maintain my wrinkles. Rinkles on the face and the brain. I don't know. He doesn't want to be a smooth brain. A smooth brain. Solitaire is going to... I just didn't know there were strategies. But the thing was I've never heard any other thing except just the straight ahead rules. I didn't know... You know, you don't want to move your queen into early. Or whatever. You don't want to put like sevens down when your sixes are still in the pile. I don't have any... I'm just making stuff up. I'm going to injure your real things. Solitaire is played by yourself. Right. Like nobody's going to say, Hey, you're not following the rules, right? You just say this is... Oh, just cheat. This is blank. You know what? This is swan solitaire. Here's your own cheating. That's the... Yeah. Cheating is actually another way to keep your brain nimble. Yeah. You know, figure out a way around. Creative ways to break the rules. To work the rules. So just... So step one is always play solitaire with real cards. Right. You can kind of just go... Oh, I need this one. Just kind of... I need to go back to that. Dig through the deck and find what you need. Right. So you know what you should play is if you want to... If you want to keep your brain... You know, functioning. You should play dwarf fortress. Have you heard of that? Is that an app? Or is that a hero? dwarf fortress? It is the... Well, I'm sure you know what kind of... I think it's called a playground, right? As we talk about it. No. It's a... It's kind of a simulation, but it's been around for a long time. They've been developing this game like for... I don't know, 20 years. Oh my gosh. What year did this come out? Yeah. There's two versions of it. There's like an ASCII version that's like characters, like typewritten characters. But then there's... Is it like a... Oh, I see. Oh my gosh. It's supremely complicated. It's... It has the... reputation of being the most complex... game that's available. It's not visually appealing. Well, it depends on which one you're looking at. No, it's very... It's very utilitarian. The graphics are not going to wow you. But it's... In case you wanted... It's not a video game for people who don't like video games. This is a video game for people who just... It's a video game for people who are sick of solitaire. And they want to not... They want to notch up the complexity about 10 million times. It's... Every game starts with... You generate a world. You generate a planet. And then it generates... Like 500 years of history for that planet. Like civilizations rise and fall. Cities... Building... And then you start playing... Based on that. And it will... It generates... All of the characters... All of the... All of the enemies. And everything is... Detailed... It's ridiculous the amount of detail that goes into it. Like what they... Their birth dates, their anniversaries, their likes and dislikes, Their personality types. And then they all have to keep up with all the dwarfs. And your... And the... And the... And then it logs all of it. It logs all of it. And so what you get is just this massive tomb of... Of things that have happened during... During the game. And it tracks literally thousands of things. All of the animals have personalities and traits. So you... The wild animals and the domesticated animals. All of it. All of it. Is... So all this stuff has happened and you're dropped down in the middle of it going... Hey, why is that guy mad that I stepped on a beetle? And he's like, he's really sensitive about that because his great-grandfather was a beetle. Yes. Now you... That's the kind of stuff that happens. They're like... And you do things. You can... Like you chop down trees to make furniture and stuff. And then... But the trees could be alive or ancestors of... Well, you... You have to harvest ingredients to make stuff. And you can make stuff. If you can make pies, you can make beer. And for example, like one of the... One of the dwarf fortress games that somebody was talking about. There's... It's huge. They've got a huge community of people. And people like to tell their stories about what's happened in their dwarf fortress. Well, one guy... Their village... One part of their village was overrun with these cats that were acting crazy. I mean, they were like crazy cats. And it turns out that what was happening was that they had... spilled alcohol in their distillery. And the cats had walked through it and gotten drunk. And then they went out into the... And then they said... But that's how... That's how... Finally detailed dwarf fortresses. I mean, like... It calculates all that stuff. So... That... That's actually better than Solitaire. A little bit better. Well, I guess I can't play it on my phone though. Or why? You could make up your own story for what's happening in Solitaire. You could. And you had fun. Like the dwarf fortresses. It's so solid to... To take over. The other thing is... There's only four of each card, right? A swear there's like seven or eight... Jax in there. Like, what I need... What I need a four, there's zero fours. But there's like, um... You know... Eight sixes. I don't... I can't count on a four. Eight sixes. Yeah, it's like... Wait a second. How many of these things are there? You've got four in the bottom and then there's three in the deck and then there's two that you've already put into the... Oh, I think it's weird. It's probably been 20 years since I played Solitaire. Like, computer or... Because did you guys play with cards or... I would play with my grandma and stuff. And we played Jin Rami and all sorts of stuff. But... I'm drool. It's just been so long since I've even ever even thought about it. Look up the roof. Just scoundrel. That's a Solitaire game. Is it... I also needed something. Here's another thing. I realized... Well, people have asked me like, Hey, are you competitive and like, No, not really. But I play this golf game where you do one-on-one golf. In terms of... I get... inordinately... And I'm telling you, it's my problem. But not... I should not be this mad for losing... A golf... Like playing golf. On... So I needed something where I wouldn't... Quote a lose. Is it on your phone? I mean, like, golf... Rivals, I think it's called... Golf Rivals? What about scoundrel? Golf Flash. Sorry. Golf Flash. Wait, scoundrel. So you give me a whole other game. Not door fortress, but scoundrel. Well, scoundrel is a card game. It's a Solitaire game. You play that with a deck of cards if you want. But it's like a dungeon crawler. It's a dungeon-based game. So you fight monsters. But... And you fight them. You get weapons and treasure. And you fight monsters. But it's based on the cards that you draw. It's fairly simple. But it's kind of fun. Okay. I can do that. All right. So I just need... I need a game that gives me a participation trophy, I guess, is probably... But my problem is... Yeah. Well, I'm like, oh, here's the other thing. So in order to start a new Solitaire game on the app that I have, you have to watch an ad. But when I feel like I'm stuck, I'll hit the hint. But just to make sure I'm like, okay, there's no more moves. I don't think there's any more moves. So I'll hit hint. And it'll say, here's a hint. Start a new game. It was like, that's not much of a hint. So I'll hit a new game and have to watch an ad. So a part of me is like, there's some conspiracy theory where it's not actually giving me hints. It's just like, oh, you know, there's no more moves. You just watch this. Just like... Just like... Just like... Yeah. Just by our product. And then I play the playable ad for... There's like an ad where their kings shoot bad guys and making towers and stuff. I play that for another 10 minutes. Because it's like, you can't lose that one. You're just killing... You're killing Raiders to your castle and you're building a castle. I guess I just don't want to lose. That's probably my problem. I can't... I guess it's just kind of shocking to me that... that there's a guy in 20... 26, which is taking solitaire that seriously. It's like... Well, I really want to get good at solitaire. I don't... I want to... I want to get in that level. It's not so much that I want to improve at it. It's just that I wanted to know... Am I... Do I really suck at this? Or is there something I don't... There's some sort of tip... or some sort of secret or hack that I don't know about... that I'm having to restart all these games... Because I'm not... Because I stink at it. But if you say... That it's common... to have to start a new game... with that one. Yeah, it's not common to win... Often in that version of solitaire. You don't... You don't win every game. You can't. Okay. Now, you've been the solitaire... The world solitaire championship. Yeah, that was in February. And then there was another one... Yeah, you could play somebody... I learned that on my app. I was like, you play somebody online. I was like, I guess... I started doing it in August. Stressed out trying to make all my matches... Black on red. The whole time I'm like, this is not why I play solitaire. It's just... It's just kind of veg out a little bit. You know, past the time. Calm down. I need calming games. And solitaire is not it. So anyway... That's all I had on that. My other thing was... I had an idea... I know it's a trope now, but I really thought it would be funny. If I were to read to you fellows... the side effects of a medicine... and you would tell me what the medicine is for. Oh, that would be fun. So for instance... I picked some super... popular ones that show up on TV. That's what gave me the idea. So like the common side effects for this medicine... You don't have to tell me what the name of the medicine was like, this is what it's for. So like there's like... You know, upper respiratory infections... fatigue... Anemia... abdominal pain... and then a little more serious is tuberculosis. This... So medicine can cause tuberculosis... liver damage. It says skin changes... What's a matter? Oh, new growth or rashes. So it's chontanolotion. So... No, it's not for... No, it's not for such... Is it for a hesitant? No, it's not for asthma. Another one is fungal skin infections. This is all the same medicine by the... headache... Is it for psoriasis or eczema? Wait, I think I'm asking... I think it's the wrong game to play with Luke. I just realized... Luke kind of knows this stuff. Yeah, it's for... Yeah, it's... Skyrizzy is the... Yeah. So that's for psoriasis. But I just thought it was hilarious... Modic... It's a moderate to severe ulcerative psoriasis. Yeah, I've seen the commercials. With the... But the... You know, the side effects are like tuberculosis. Right. I didn't know that was gonna be... Right. All right, here's another one. Well, if psoriasis is an autoimmune thing and you're telling your body not to use its immunity... Yeah, this is the worst susceptible thing. It's like... It's like tuberculosis. This is the wrong game for Luke. All right, we'll keep playing. I'll hold on a second. So this one's... This one will... This particular medicine will give you digestive issues like nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea. It will give you headache fatigue and fever. I don't say will. There's possibility. That's right. I shouldn't say that. I don't want to get sued by the... I can give you blood clots or in your veins or lungs. Which is pulmonary embolism. Increased... You can give you heart attack, stroke, and death. Why? Particularly in patients 50% and 50% with heart disease risk factors. Is it an inhaler? It's not an inhaler. That's a good question. Now if it's oral... Yeah. Is it an... Is it some sort of... An acid pill. No, it's not an acid. Is this the new oral... Ozympic type drug? The weight loss drug? Oh no, it's not weight loss, huh? So let me give you some more. Let's see. Upper respiratory tract infections, sinus infections, urinary tract infections, my god, acne, inflamed hair follicles. How do you even... Is it rowgain? And you could give you shingles? Nope. Shingles. Shingles. It gives you increased cholesterol, enzyme elevation, and decreased white blood cell counts. Trying to get... Trying to give you some... Oh, I'm just... Yeah. That's the other thing is like... So, um, remember... I don't know... I don't know if it's just because they weren't telling us everything, but I remember getting a prescription and then go, hey, just don't use heavy machinery with this. Or if they give you something, they'll be like, hey, it might make you a little queasy. But then... Now, it's like, I guess, because it's full disclosure, they got to give you every possible. Here's... Here's one thing that it cures, but you're going to have... 55 other... Well, it's increased risk of... Cancer, skin cancer, um, lymphomas... Maybe the hospitalization or death... Could get bacterial infection? All right. I... I don't know. I don't... There's so many things that you could do. I don't know. This medicine is for arthritis... Uh, sorry, I don't remember. So, we're on the arthritis. Wow, yes. It's a... It's a... It's a... It's a... It's a... It's a revoke. Revoke. I saw a commercial or something called... Like... What is it? I just said it. Now, I can't remember what I just said. It seems like most of the medications we take have the same... possible side effects. I mean, they can all cause a stroke and they can all kill you. And, well, how is that, though? Why... Oh, do they... What do they all do that might cause a stroke? I think it's Christexa. Is one of the things I heard. Christexa. They're just using like porn star names now. And multiple Xs in it. A couple of these... What was it? Oh, no. It's the one that made me think of it. Oh, no, I got to find this. So, here's one. Here's... I'll give you a couple of these. This is... This is... This medicine... I was re-readment... Could... Can cause dehydration from vomiting or diarrhea and can't... Can lead to kidney damage or failure? Also can give you gallstones. Wow. What do you know what that medicine is for? That is... It's... Uh, tooth-whiteener. No, not for... No. I'll have to find this one for you because it's... That's a... I got it now. It's a de-conjustent. It's a... It's a... Contact lens cleaner. This is... This is... You... So, you put it on your contact lenses and then it... And then you get a stroke. Yeah. And then yeah, and it causes... It's in the final part that I like about... The final part I like about that... That particular... Is that it could be de-hydration. It can cause dehydration, but from vomiting. So like... Right. Right. It's like, you might get some de-hydration from as much as you're gonna vomit. You can... Yeah, and diarrhea. Is it for... Like, Crohn's or ulcerative colitis? Nope. That's pretty good. That's pretty good, so... It's a... It's a weight loss drug. Wigovie. Wigovie. Wigovie. Okay, I don't know. No version... Oh, probably. GOP1. Yeah. Wigovie. Wigovie. There's... It's not telling me... So this particular one... So here's this last one. We'll do this one last. Because uh... Oh, that's it. I have to find... Because some of it... They said... In the commercial... There it is. No, and the commercial... They said the word genitals like 10 times. So a lot of these side effects for this particular drug... Have to do with... Yeah. All right. So... First of all, it can cause urinary tract infections, which are burning and cloudy urine. It can cause you... Yeast infections, let's see. Some users experience weight loss, but that's not what the drugs for. That'd be funny to have that as your side effect for a weight loss drug. Some of them... Some people get weight loss because of the side effect. They get... A severe infection in the... Well, the Italians call it the framanda area. That's the underneath area between... Your... Or how would you say... No man's like... Oh, I'm gonna say it. We call it the ABC. Not until you later. Let's see. There's skin rashes. There's... Diab... Oh wait, uh... No, that's not it. Kidney damage. Nausea vomiting, stomach pain, fatigue, potential rise in bad cholesterol. Man, it wouldn't tell me... Gosh. I have to see this. Is it a diabetes drug? Because I almost said diabetes. It's for lower blood sugar or people with type 2 diabetes. So... Worth it. There's one I wish... I wish I could find... It's got turtles. That's the other thing is like... They never show the person struggling with whatever it is they have. Or... Or cartoon turtles. They're just doing a thing. Yeah, it's cartoon turtles. And the turtles are like picking flowers or something. With their flower urine. That's been... And then they say... That's why I was I was half paying attention. And it was like... Oh, is this it? I might just show it to you. That's not it. That's been for a long time where the commercials just show people... Doing normal stuff. There's one with a guy that's like out with his band playing harmonica by a fountain. And then like you're just kind of watching it not listen. I'm not really listening to what they're saying. And then it's like... Increased risk of suicidal thoughts. And you're like, wait, what? This guy's just playing harmonica. This band player. I was like, what's going on in his head right now? He's not that bad a musician. Not gonna end it all. Okay, I might have to... Okay, I have to share this with you. I'm not sure how this is going to play out for our listening crowd. Let's see. Is this going? Hey, this is a turtle one? Yeah. It's time to say not so fast, chronic disease. Oh man. That's all other things I have to do. I'm sorry. And pain tenderness, swelling or redness in the genital area. Don't use it. Pain or tenderness, sores, ulcers or infection in your legs or feet. So go on, say not so fast. Lower limb loss. I forget about the lower limb loss. That was another one that kind of went, wait, what did you just say? What, yeah, that would be not so bad. If you're faster to list the things that won't happen if you say that. It's just like... Very little chance that you'll get a rash. You know, everything else is a possibility. Your elbows will be fine. Yeah. That'll be great. We can promise you this will not affect your palms and any of those. So they've got the turtles out there as the spokesman, animated turtles, playing soccer. Right. It's slowly, but I just thought it was because like, the people actually look at the list of side effects and go, yeah, this is worth it. It's worth it. It's totally worth it. I mean, I can lose... I mean, how bad could it be to lose the lower limb? And my, uh, my genitals are going to be completely overwhelmed with whatever it is they just said. I like that it's for chronic kidney disease and one of the side effects is, could make your kidneys worse. No. Hydrate too. My favorite, I got to look this up because one, this one was started this whole obsession with me was, it was a, it was a medicine for rashes and one of the side effects was, make cause redness and irritation of the skin. I was like, that would be a rash wouldn't it? Not this rash. This one's good rash. This is a medicine rash. Make cause a different rash. The other rash is gone, but this one's fine. This is the one I got from using the medicine. I don't have room on my skin for the other rash because I covered with this new rash. Better rash. Force out the rashes. And then depression, every depression medicine is like, make cause suicidal thoughts. You know, like, that's opposite of what I'd like to happen with my depression. Yeah. Why are they making medicine? I guess they're selling it. Of course they are because people think that the medicine will fix the problem and people don't really care much about side effects. Even if they have to logically, I mean, they have to legally list them. Oh, I see. But people don't care about the same reason people don't care about the ingredients on food. You know, we put that little nutritional label on it. Nobody reads that. Yeah. Nobody, nobody flips over by chips and goes, wait a minute, these are bad for me. I'm not going to get them. Yeah. Plus turtles are known for their trustworthyness. That last was wearing glasses too. You look very smart. You knew he was talking about it. Last bag of potato chips that I looked at the ingredients, it was like, no, on the front, as a promotion, a good thing for this bag of potato chips was made from real potatoes. Right. And I was like, ways, you mean the other, what are the other potato chips? I didn't think you could say potato chips. Potato chips. They're not made out of potatoes. Evidently, and I didn't know this, my wife educated me that most potato chip companies like mash them all together. It's like a potato mash. And then they fry that. What? That seems more complicated than simply. What about just slicing the potato in the oil? Is that not what makes the, because obviously they're doing that to save money. How do you save money like that? You have to have an extra machine to smash the potatoes. Instead of having just one machine going slice, slice, slice, slice. Or hey, pay Tony to do it. Obviously, obviously you know nothing about making potato chips. I thought you slice potatoes into oil and then you have a potato chip. I've never tried to make homemade potato chips. I have. Melody has, but I didn't really watch her. What's what's there? Mine were dismal failures. They're soggy. They're not crisp. They're, they're, they're disgusting. Homemade french fries are the same way. Melody, Melody can make some really good french fries. It's a pretty awesome. It's a lot of work. It's not just, it is drop the fries in the oil and you're done. No, yeah, yeah, it doesn't work, but she does a really good job with the french fries. Well, she's talented. Most people are not. Most people have to mash the potatoes. They can't slice them. You want. It's funny to you. It's funny to you that you say that people who are reading the side effects for depression medicine or have a positive outlook on like this stuff isn't going to happen. To me, my depression is going to be a way though. That's the side effects are for losers. I'm a winner. I guess, yeah, I guess we do somehow we think we're immortal or something. That's like going to happen to me. Well, we just tend to think, most people tend to think that yeah, the side effects are what's going to happen to other people. So until you get them. And then yeah, I'm going to take this medicine. Why is this happening, doctor? I'll tell you what, man, even supplements, I just, I don't even, I take supplements and it jacks with my system. Changes my entire chemistry. Like a vitamin? Yeah, you start taking like garlic or something like that. What is it, dude? You're just like getting, get a goiter. You walk in and you're like, sorry guys, I just got them take it's a vitamin C and I'm just all jacked up. I've got a club foot now because this zinc, like I should increase my magnesium and I got six fingers for my zinc. I mean, your your body is a complicated chemistry set. You're starting to get stuff to, I've thought about, I just how amazing it is that you can submerge your body in water and it doesn't, you know, break apart. Water is, is this, is a, I mean, eventually it will. It's a chemical, you know, water is basically a chemical and you stay in the water. No, your skin is deteriorate. Here basically waterproof. How is that? How is it that you know, your skin eventually erodes if you stay, like if you stay there for a long time. Like how long? Like a month? GPC question. That's yeah, well, that's how long before we water before you dissolve. Before we were before you resort, resort to searching, let's guess. Okay. Because there's been people that have floated like they've been shipwrecked, right? Yeah. Paul was three days at least to know that. I don't know what's the length of it. You stay in there a long time. I don't think you fully dissolve ever. You just dissipate like a like a open pouch of cool. Like these skin has holes in it. So that it's porous. Yes, but it's also we're allowed in fatty stuff that is. That's like in the ocean. Let's say you're in the ocean with salt water. That's got to do something to you. It likes to let's see. I'm going to say a week. And then what happens after a while? No. Okay, Luke's got it. I'm trying to think. I guess it would just start peeling off. What? Never. Skin softening in hours. I can get soft pale and fragile. And days with very prolonged exposure, you can start to break down and you can become prone to infection. After death, the body still does not dissolve. It takes to say the body. I mean, the skin, sorry. Yeah, that was dumb. Said dissolve. Okay. So let me see that. I say your skin starts to fall off. All I say is amazing. You can get in the shower. I get in the shower and I don't go down to the dry. It's not like paper. Like right. Yeah. You're not like a cardboard box. Okay. Yeah. But I was like, okay. I don't know if I want that in my search history of how long to dissolve a body. Tap water. Well, I mean, like the FBI is going, this guy's going to try to dissolve a body with ocean water. I think we'll be fine. He's going to be trying to ask questions so that they know. How much will I get on my science report if I? Yeah. Well, my, the point I was just making is that we're a complicated chemistry equipment. Chemistry set. And we don't, you know, you put things into your body. You know, you put like Oreos and celery, you know, and potatoes into your body and your body still continues to function. You know, that's amazing. And how many other Oreos? How many other machines? How many other machines are that you could jam potato chips into them and have them keep working with the same, you know, efficiency. You can't do that with your car engine. You can't jam a fruit pie down into your car engine and have it keep working. Not yet. Not if I, my experiments turn out right. My calculations are correct. What is this? What is this around the pistons? Is this crushed? Is this crushed? Where did that come from? The world's first pie running car. My truck can run on peanut oil. I could do that. It's a diesel. That's biodiesel. Like peanut oil. A diesel can run on a myriad of things. It's pretty impressive. It's not a flammable. I got to, I have to say though, I think also when you say the word run, to put that in question. Of course. How long is another question? This is like a makeup sound. When you drive through, you know, I drive through the town and everybody's hungry for fried chicken all the time. You can go for Popeyes right now. That tick of truck smells delicious. Well, if I take up everybody's time, who's got something? Let's hear some more jokes. It's got new church. Was that yours? Well, I wanted to know, I just wanted to know, A, that I wasn't a dummy for not winning in solitary, which is hilarious to think that you could lose at a game you play against yourself. What do you, but you're against the cards, right? That's the thing. But you can't. It's just my grandmother used to call it old Saul. She said she's playing against old Saul. That's when she anti-Semitic. Yeah. That's my grandmother said. Where she cursed old Saul. She would say old Saul won that one. Old Saul won that one. Okay. That makes sense. Invisible opponent. It's man against nature. Okay. That's all I needed to know. I had a conversation with in the hospital with some co-workers. And she had said she hadn't been sleeping as well because she got a new noise machine. And she hadn't adjusted to the new sound that it makes. And I just, I couldn't help but think of what a first world problem that is. Sound machine isn't producing the correct shade of white noise for you to fall asleep. What did her old, did you, did you have, I have followed. I was like, what are her old, I don't know. You know the hell. And then I was like, like we have, the pillows on our bed. I bought them at the same time. They're the same brand. But one of them I sleep well with and the other one I don't. It's just slightly fluffier and I can tell which one I have. And so I can't, was that your one hurt too badly? Was that after you broke it in or was it before like, they were brand new anyway? They even were poor. Well, they're foam. And so I think whatever percentage of foam or what it just, they're slightly different and I can tell. Different batch, maybe different batch of foam. Do you have a sound machine? Do you guys sleep with a sound machine? We do. Technically, we got a fan. My wife has a big sound. Well, it's not, it's a little, I forget what they're called, but it's got a fan in it and you can twist it to adjust the noise level. And I never used to be a sound machine person, but she's made me one. I've become one. Now can you not sleep unless there's some sort of a I can't, but I prefer it. I tell you what, whatever, I'll just sleep with whatever noises are around. But it's like what are you talking about? Don't work like, well, so, thunder, summer. So on some of the noise machines, there's a heartbeat. There is. And to me, that's freaky. Now, we're always every white noise, brown noise, but none of the funky. I don't need to hear rain forest. No, I can't like that. I like making noises. Sometimes I can hear the intense. There was one that was like street noise, like a city street. The guy getting mugged. I need that for rent. Jack hammers, sirens. You should be able to download your own. They need to make it. What if you have a few people to fall asleep with us? There was a riot going on. There's like a 10 car pile up and then I am feeling so. A lot of accident. Car bomb. Just one crash after another. One on loop. Falls for the sounds of door fortress. I just thought of your. Was both are there sound effects and stuff with it or yes. I'm telling you. Oh, if there's a lot of doors fighting, do they have like the deep token voice? They fight. They they negotiate. They they found new cities. I'm telling you it's is the most complicated thing. But their voice though, as their voice like munchkins from Wizard of Oz or is it like token doors? Are they manly or cutesy? Like jaw was you don't actually hear them speaking. But that's what I was wondering. I always felt like the token doors are kind of overcompensating. I'm like, you guys are three feet tall. You don't have to talk like you're. I'm turning. I'm turning the octaves over than everybody. What other noises we should put into it? We should build our own noise machine and build up with stuff like. Stones hitting together just like stones just like tick tick tick tick tick. You could do that. Or I think it's more like a like a like a like a like a cat's fighting. Yeah, like a like a box and match. And you know, just two guys getting punch in each other in a face. I don't know where that. A rusty windmill will be a good one. Yeah, the sounds of that NASCAR wall camera. We're just like. The only noise I can't handle is something anything rhythmic. So like I'm just dripping. I can't. What about what about the dryer? Pushing closer off. It's asymmetrical like it wouldn't be. Yeah, it doesn't repeat if it's a thing. It's like tick tick tick tick. It's like a steady beat. I cannot. And then when it's if it's dead silent, I can still go to sleep, but my dreams get super weird. Can you tell us now that machine recording is looping? Like sometimes like the some of the rain ones you can tell it's only like two or three seconds long. Yeah. Yeah, the loop is too short. What about what about a loop of a guy just clearing his throat? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Just see if you like there's somebody else in the room with you. I would actually like one that was a cat. Oh, yeah, heavy breathing. I'm going to cat in your ear just purring. Oh, purring. Heavy breathing or somebody that's like I'd loud nose breather. Just a guy who's getting a lot of oxygen. He's just breathing in a lot of. Oh, chalkboard writing would be a good. What about a writing? What about acorns falling on the roof on a hot tin roof? Clikin off the roof. So man. Yeah, it is funny that it's funny that they got a new noise machine and they can't sleep. And so their solution is we got to change the noise machine. Why don't you just turn the noise machine off? It's keeping me up this noise machine. The noise machine. It's keeping me dialed down a little bit. It's just loud. I still would like to know what the difference is. Like what'd you have before? I don't know. That was more of a tropical rain. I needed like a forest rain. I mean, we've had a few different ones over here because they do die for some reason. And yeah, they have a house. Yeah. What happens to them? I they just get tired. I'm not sure. So that's a good noise. Like a broken speaker noise. That's be good when the fall sit to his going. That is true. They still make a sound at all. They're not broken. Like they're still technically a noise machine. You take it back to Walmart. Is it making noise? Well, I can't refring it. She had a broken one. Yeah, you're so used to the broken one that you can never replace it. Unless you break another one. Baby crying. That'd be a good one. And then the baby crying was machine. Okay, goodbye everybody. Good night.